Politics is crazy, experts are barmy, it's time to start listening to that guy in the pub who says
I Rekon™, we need a new assertion framework to make Britain great again!
This assertion library represents the views of 51% of the British public, if you've got an issue with it, speak to Her Royal Highness' Army, I'm sure they'd love to listen to your whining.
const iRekon = require('irekon'); // E(U)S6 Modules are from the EU
const costOfBrexit = sum("About 40 billion");
iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).isNoneOfTheirBusiness(); // 🍻
iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).ifYouAskMeIs("Worth It"); // True
iRekon.that("Brexit").means(); // Depends on the will of the people
global.specialRelationships === undefined; // True
global.tradeDeals === []; // True
iRekon.that("BREXIT").shouldHaveHappened()
.then(() => console.log('🎉')) // Always resolves... Probably
.catch(() => console.log('Blame Corbyn'));
iRekon.eu
.catch(() => console.log('Bloody Brussels bEUrocrats 🖕'));
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All Tests Pass
It's probably fine.
-- God Save The Queen
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The software was "Mob Programmed" by about 20 people, and 3 bottles of Whisky, it exhibits very little Software Craftmanship.
Among them were:
PRs will only be accepted from Blue British Passport holders who believe in the re-instituting the empire.
Britain never trembles.
God save the Queen.