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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="/assets/xml/rss.xsl" media="all"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Malaclypse Blog</title><link>https://malaccoda.github.io/</link><description>Einfuehrung in die diskordische Philosophie anhand informationstechnologischer Beispiele</description><atom:link href="https://malaccoda.github.io/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"></atom:link><language>de</language><copyright>Contents © 2021 <a href="/pages/impressum">Malaclypse</a> </copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2021 04:12:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>Nikola (getnikola.com)</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><item><title>Bartholomew Roberts' Articles</title><link>https://malaccoda.github.io/posts/bartholomew-roberts-articles/</link><dc:creator>malaclypse</dc:creator><description><div><p><strong>I.</strong> Every man shall have an equal vote in affairs of moment. He shall have an equal title to the fresh provisions or strong liquors at any time seized, and shall use them at pleasure unless a scarcity may make it necessary for the common good that a retrenchment may be voted.</p>
<p><strong>II.</strong> Every man shall be called fairly in turn by the list on board of prizes, because over and above their proper share, they are allowed a shift of clothes. But if they defraud the company to the value of even one dollar in plate, jewels or money, they shall be marooned. If any man rob another he shall have his nose and ears slit, and be put ashore where he shall be sure to encounter hardships.</p>
<p><strong>III.</strong> None shall game for money either with dice or cards.</p>
<p><strong>IV.</strong> The lights and candles should be put out at eight at night, and if any of the crew desire to drink after that hour they shall sit upon the open deck without lights.</p>
<p><strong>V.</strong> Each man shall keep his piece, cutlass and pistols at all times clean and ready for action.</p>
<p><strong>VI.</strong> No boy or woman to be allowed amongst them. If any man shall be found seducing any of the latter sex and carrying her to sea in disguise he shall suffer death.</p>
<p><strong>VII.</strong> He that shall desert the ship or his quarters in time of battle shall be punished by death or marooning.</p>
<p><strong>VIII.</strong> None shall strike another on board the ship, but every man's quarrel shall be ended on shore by sword or pistol in this manner. At the word of command from the quartermaster, each man being previously placed back to back, shall turn and fire immediately. If any man do not, the quartermaster shall knock the piece out of his hand. If both miss their aim they shall take to their cutlasses, and he that draweth first blood shall be declared the victor.</p>
<p><strong>IX.</strong> No man shall talk of breaking up their way of living till each has a share of £l,000. Every man who shall become a cripple or lose a limb in the service shall have 800 pieces of eight from the common stock and for lesser hurts proportionately.</p>
<p><strong>X.</strong> The captain and the quartermaster shall each receive two shares of a prize, the master gunner and boatswain, one and one half shares, all other officers one and one quarter, and private gentlemen of fortune one share each.</p>
<p><strong>XI.</strong> The musicians shall have rest on the Sabbath Day only by right. On all other days by favour only.</p></div></description><category>discordianismus</category><category>snafu</category><guid>https://malaccoda.github.io/posts/bartholomew-roberts-articles/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2021 03:12:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mutually Uncooperative Multi-</title><link>https://malaccoda.github.io/posts/mutually-uncooperative-multi-/</link><dc:creator>malaclypse</dc:creator><description><div><p>Date: 10 May 1982 16:10-EDT
From: Alan Bawden &lt;ALAN at MIT-MC&gt;
Subject: From Jeff Shrager's plan file at CMU
To: INFO-COBOL at MIT-MC, SIPB at MIT-MC</p>
<p>A partial trace of a few cycles of MUMPS [Mutually Uncooperative Multi-
Processing System] execution. (Recreated from memory from datamation many
years ago.)</p>
<!-- Processor Message -->
<!-- ========= ======= -->
<!-- A-12 I've got a problem. -->
<!-- D-25 Who's in charge here?! -->
<!-- L-83 What's today's date? -->
<!-- D-25 Who's doing disk IO? -->
<!-- X-14 The fifteenth I think. -->
<!-- A-12 I've got a problem! -->
<!-- M-32 Huh? What's the fifteenth? -->
<!-- B-15 Clear to send. -->
<!-- X-14 I wasn't talking to you! -->
<!-- A-12 Aha! Ready to recieve problem? -->
<!-- B-15 Clear to send. -->
<!-- A-12 Here's the problem. -->
<!-- D-25 Who cares?! -->
<!-- A-12 Stay out of this! -->
<!-- B-15 Clear to send. -->
<!-- A-12 Here's the data. -->
<!-- B-15 Clear to send. -->
<!-- A-12 What's the answer? -->
<!-- L-83 What time is it? -->
<!-- B-15 Clear to send. -->
<!-- A-12 Hey, where's my result?! -->
<!-- B-15 Clear to send. -->
<!-- A-12 What did you do with all the data I gave you?!?! -->
<!-- B-15 Clear to send. -->
<!-- A-12 S- -t! Who's in charge here? -->
<!-- M-32 Who's doing disk IO? -->
<!-- X-14 08:15:62 -->
<!-- A-12 Huh? -->
<!-- L-83 He wasn't talking to you... -->
<!-- M-32 I did disk IO yesterday. -->
<!-- L-83 Hey, what kind of time is that?!?!? -->
<!-- M-32 Why am I always stuck with disk IO? -->
<!-- B-15 Clear to send. -->
<!-- A-12 Shut up! -->
<!-- ======== ========== --></div></description><category>snafu</category><guid>https://malaccoda.github.io/posts/mutually-uncooperative-multi-/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2021 14:43:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><link>https://malaccoda.github.io/posts/wozu-dieser-blog/</link><dc:creator>malaclypse</dc:creator><description><div><p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Wozu dieser Blog?</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Wozu dieser HTTP-Request?</p>
<p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Na weil ich dachte hier waere das Tutorial darueber wie ich diese verdammte Software zum laufen bekomme! Und dann lese ich hier nur so billige Kuechenpsychologie und Gefasel ueber magische Kommandozeilen. Ernsthaft, wen willst du damit erreichen?</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Na den, der den HTTP-Request ausgeloest hat, wie es jeder Webserver macht. Was wolltest du denn finden?</p>
<p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Sagte ich doch! Eine Anleitung fuer dieses Programm!</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Also einen Zauberspruch?</p>
<p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Schon wieder dieser Bloedsinn. Nein, eine Technische Erklaerung, ich versteh das Programm nicht und es tut nicht, was es soll.</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Was fuer einen Unterschied macht es denn, ob es eine technische oder magische Loesung ist?</p>
<p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Weil es um Technik geht und nicht um Hokus Pokus!</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Woher weisst du denn, dass es keine Magie ist?</p>
<p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Weil ein Computer mit Elektronik und nicht mit Magie funktioniert.</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Wie willst du dir da sicher sein, wenn du das Programm nicht verstehst?</p>
<p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Das sind doch alles nur 0en und 1en!</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Sind 0en und 1en etwa nicht magisch?</p>
<p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Mir reichts, das ist mir zu bloed. Auf tutorials.xyz habe ich eine Anleitung gefunden, die mir Zeile fuer Zeile erklaert was ich eingeben muss.</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Wenn du meinst, aber deren Zaubersprueche sind verflucht...</p>
<p><strong>verwirrter Besucher:</strong> Ich hau ab...</p>
<p><strong>Malaclypse:</strong> Dann eben keine Zaubersprueche fuer dich.</p></div></description><category>diskordianismus</category><category>magie</category><category>malaclypse</category><guid>https://malaccoda.github.io/posts/wozu-dieser-blog/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2021 02:34:19 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>