diff --git a/.github/actions/run-backend-tests/action.yml b/.github/actions/run-backend-tests/action.yml
index 2c50c7becfe8ae..9f0cc37bf94115 100644
--- a/.github/actions/run-backend-tests/action.yml
+++ b/.github/actions/run-backend-tests/action.yml
@@ -51,11 +51,6 @@ runs:
               cache-dependency-path: '**/requirements*.txt'
               token: ${{ inputs.token }}
 
-        # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
-        - name: Install uv
-          shell: bash
-          run: pip install uv
-
         - name: Determine if hogql-parser has changed compared to master
           shell: bash
           id: hogql-parser-diff
@@ -90,7 +85,7 @@ runs:
         - name: Install Python dependencies
           shell: bash
           run: |
-              uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
+              pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
 
         - name: Install the working version of hogql-parser
           if: steps.hogql-parser-diff.outputs.changed == 'true'
@@ -116,7 +111,7 @@ runs:
               sudo cp out/usr/local/lib/libantlr4-runtime.so* /usr/lib/
               sudo ldconfig
               cd ..
-              uv pip install --system ./hogql_parser
+              pip install --system ./hogql_parser
 
         - name: Set up needed files
           shell: bash
diff --git a/.github/workflows/benchmark.yml b/.github/workflows/benchmark.yml
index bd50811fae662a..db82a281ef4d42 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/benchmark.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/benchmark.yml
@@ -59,9 +59,6 @@ jobs:
                   cache-dependency-path: '**/requirements*.txt'
                   token: ${{ secrets.POSTHOG_BOT_GITHUB_TOKEN }}
 
-            # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
-            - run: pip install uv
-
             - name: Install SAML (python3-saml) dependencies
               shell: bash
               run: |
@@ -70,11 +67,11 @@ jobs:
 
             - name: Install python dependencies
               run: |
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements-dev.txt
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements-dev.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements.txt
 
             - name: Install asv
-              run: uv pip install --system asv==0.5.1 virtualenv
+              run: pip install --system asv==0.5.1 virtualenv
 
             - name: Set up PostHog
               run: |
diff --git a/.github/workflows/build-hogql-parser.yml b/.github/workflows/build-hogql-parser.yml
index c94022d3bce5e8..17c9440c8a8152 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/build-hogql-parser.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/build-hogql-parser.yml
@@ -84,11 +84,8 @@ jobs:
               if: matrix.os == 'ubuntu-22.04' # Only build the sdist once
               run: cd hogql_parser && python setup.py sdist
 
-            # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
-            - run: pip install uv
-
             - name: Install cibuildwheel
-              run: uv pip install --system cibuildwheel==2.16.*
+              run: pip install --system cibuildwheel==2.16.*
 
             - name: Build wheels
               run: cd hogql_parser && python -m cibuildwheel --output-dir dist
diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci-backend.yml b/.github/workflows/ci-backend.yml
index d8428277f7f804..d9eed39bfce358 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci-backend.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci-backend.yml
@@ -112,9 +112,6 @@ jobs:
                   cache-dependency-path: '**/requirements*.txt'
                   token: ${{ secrets.POSTHOG_BOT_GITHUB_TOKEN }}
 
-            # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
-            - run: pip install uv
-
             - name: Install SAML (python3-saml) dependencies
               run: |
                   sudo apt-get update
@@ -122,7 +119,7 @@ jobs:
 
             - name: Install Python dependencies
               run: |
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
 
             - name: Check for syntax errors, import sort, and code style violations
               run: |
@@ -189,9 +186,6 @@ jobs:
                   cache-dependency-path: '**/requirements*.txt'
                   token: ${{ secrets.POSTHOG_BOT_GITHUB_TOKEN }}
 
-            # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
-            - run: pip install uv
-
             - name: Install SAML (python3-saml) dependencies
               run: |
                   sudo apt-get update
@@ -199,7 +193,7 @@ jobs:
 
             - name: Install python dependencies
               run: |
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
 
             - uses: actions/checkout@v3
               with:
@@ -209,7 +203,7 @@ jobs:
               run: |
                   # We need to ensure we have requirements for the master branch
                   # now also, so we can run migrations up to master.
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
                   python manage.py migrate
 
             - uses: actions/checkout@v3
@@ -340,9 +334,6 @@ jobs:
                   cache-dependency-path: '**/requirements*.txt'
                   token: ${{ secrets.POSTHOG_BOT_GITHUB_TOKEN }}
 
-            # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
-            - run: pip install uv
-
             - name: Install SAML (python3-saml) dependencies
               run: |
                   sudo apt-get update
@@ -351,7 +342,7 @@ jobs:
             - name: Install python dependencies
               shell: bash
               run: |
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements.txt -r requirements-dev.txt
 
             - name: Add kafka host to /etc/hosts for kafka connectivity
               run: sudo echo "127.0.0.1 kafka" | sudo tee -a /etc/hosts
diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci-plugin-server.yml b/.github/workflows/ci-plugin-server.yml
index 6fc4e88fcd7408..26783eaaa65dfb 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci-plugin-server.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci-plugin-server.yml
@@ -122,9 +122,6 @@ jobs:
                   cache-dependency-path: '**/requirements*.txt'
                   token: ${{ secrets.POSTHOG_BOT_GITHUB_TOKEN }}
 
-            # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
-            - run: pip install uv
-
             - name: Install SAML (python3-saml) dependencies
               if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               run: |
@@ -134,8 +131,8 @@ jobs:
             - name: Install python dependencies
               if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
               run: |
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements-dev.txt
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements-dev.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements.txt
 
             - name: Install pnpm
               if: needs.changes.outputs.plugin-server == 'true'
@@ -216,9 +213,6 @@ jobs:
                   cache-dependency-path: '**/requirements*.txt'
                   token: ${{ secrets.POSTHOG_BOT_GITHUB_TOKEN }}
 
-            # uv is a fast pip alternative: https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/
-            - run: pip install uv
-
             - name: Install SAML (python3-saml) dependencies
               run: |
                   sudo apt-get update
@@ -226,8 +220,8 @@ jobs:
 
             - name: Install python dependencies
               run: |
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements-dev.txt
-                  uv pip install --system -r requirements.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements-dev.txt
+                  pip install --system -r requirements.txt
 
             - name: Install pnpm
               uses: pnpm/action-setup@v2