diff --git a/404.html b/404.html
index 49647ec..d18a3a4 100644
--- a/404.html
+++ b/404.html
@@ -9,25 +9,27 @@
 		<style>html{font-family:monospace}</style>
 	</head>
 	<body>
-		<header><h1>Title not found 💀</h1></header>
+		<header><h1 id=t>Title not found 💀</h1></header>
 		<section>
-			<p>The file you requested doesn't exist right now.</p>
-			<p>Remember URLs are case-sensitive (except domain-names)</p>
+			<p>❔️ The file you requested doesn't exist right now.</p>
+			<p>ℹ️ Remember, URLs are case-sensitive (except domain-names)</p>
 		</section>
 		<footer>
 			<a href="https://githubstatus.com">GH Status</a>
 		</footer>
 		<script>
 			'use strict'
-			const msgs = [
+			const m = [
 				"It seems you're out of bounds...",
 				"Can't have pages in Ohio 💀",
-				"You just invoked Undefined Behavior!!!",
+				"😨 You just invoked Undefined Behavior!!! 😱",
 				"Was that a typo?",
-				"bruh"
+				"bro can't type 💀",
+				"Are you trying to no-clip into the WebRooms?",
+				'"Please enable JS to-" [gets slapped]'
 			]
-			const title = document.querySelector("h1")
-			title.innerText = msgs[Math.random() * msgs.length >>>0]
+			document.getElementById("t")
+			.innerText = m[Math.random() * m.length |0]
 		</script>
 	</body>
 </html>
