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@united UA5396 can wait for me. I'm on the ground trying to get to the gate after we were moved to B. This is crap. 
I hate Time Warner! Soooo wish I had Vios. Cant watch the fricken Mets game without buffering. I feel like im watching free internet porn. 
Tom Shanahan's latest column on SDSU and its NCAA Baseball Regional appearance: http://ow.ly/axhu 
Found the self driving car!! /IWo3QSvdu2 
@united arrived in YYZ to take our flight to Taiwan. Reservation missing our ticket numbers. Slow agent Sukhdeep caused us to miss our flt. 
Driverless cars ? What's the point ? 
how can you not love Obama? he makes jokes about himself. 
Safeway is very rock n roll tonight 
RT @jquery: The Ultimate jQuery List - http://jquerylist.com/ 
I saw Night at the Museum: Battle of the Swithsonian today. It was okay. Your typical [kids] Ben Stiller movie. 
Missed this. each is 'newer generation'. I'd start w allegra then go claritin then zyrtec. I don't envy you! 
is being fucked by time warner cable. didnt know modems could explode. and Susan Boyle sucks too! 
I hope the girl at work buys my Kindle2 
@aparajuli good luck to you 
needs someone to explain lambda calculus to him! :( 
@united Thank you Margo at Houston's Bush Intercontinental for getting me home earlier. 
@ontheMAPP DITTO! not as good as the Nirvana Sandwiches 
waiting in line at safeway. 
OMG, I would have died!!! actually no, I take that back...I keep an updated version on my X:drive so it's all good 
There's a google self-driving car parked next to me. Shall I ask for a ride? 
#MBA Admissions Tips Stanford GSB Deadlines and Essay Topics 2009-2010 http://tinyurl.com/pet4fd 
am loving new malcolm gladwell book - outliers 
Goodby, Silverstein's new site... http://www.goodbysilverstein.com/ I enjoy it. 
12 Gift Ideas For The Apple Lover Who Has Everything /0RTcyLOsAD #technology 
So the #Coachella2015 diet begins /Pm0vK2fBG5 
New blog post: Harvard Versus Stanford - Who Wins? http://bit.ly/MCoCo 
whoever is running time warner needs to be repeatedly raped by a rhino so they understand the consequences of putting out shitty cable svcs 
@DonnieWahlberg I can tell u have spoken. Facebook & Twitter are on Fire right now!! Hope you're feelin better love. have a great night... 
Three China aerospace giants develop Tianjin Binhai New Area, 22.9 B yuan invested http://bit.ly/mMiDv 
Ok, first assesment of the #kindle2 ...it fucking rocks!!! 
heyy loves!! just finished my record in the studio!! going to kick it with lauren c.!! byee!! <3 
@united well it IS John Hughes' birthday. But I will stick w the plane & hold off on trains & automobiles. Gate workers are doing well. 
I loved today 
RT @WaterSISWEB: CA Merced's water bottled by Safeway, resold at a profit: Wells are drying up across the county http://tinyurl.com/mb573s 
we don't have much data on IND balls, but likely started at higher PSI / lower tmp than pats balls. #DeflateGate 
fucking faggots @apple 
Fine-tuning part of a song Maddy and I r making. Sounding good. I feel pro. Not. Hahaha 
@amp451 good night sweet dreamz 
@amazingphoebe mmh, you are stupid sometimes, but not as much as me, for i am the stupid, fucked up, retarded one in our relationship 
they do its called Google car 
playing with cURL and the Twitter API 
@the_real_usher LeBron is cool. I like his personality...he has good character. 
fucking Google car in hiawatha! 
First dentist appointment [in years] on Wednesday possibly. 
this hockey band look like mgmt+ but fucking hell they're good. sabrepulse come back too 
........*sigh* long distance i fucking hate it. but on the brighter side,random ass road trip to famu today.then fort valley monday! oboy 
just landed at San Francisco 
Ugh studying today. I need a study place/study buddy! Anyone into it?! Its also lovely out fuck the leaving cert. 
Just got my new toy. Canon 50D. Love love love it! 
UP! was sold out, so i'm seeing Night At The Museum 2. I'm __ years old. 
Hi guys checking in US/AA 639 JFK PHX and renewed Admirals Club today. 
I can't watch TV without a Tivo. And after all these years, the Time/Warner DVR STILL sucks. http://www.davehitt.com/march03/twdvr.html 
so tired. i didn't sleep well at all last night. 
Google has a self driving car!!!! Awesome 
Missed this insight-filled May column: One smart guy looking closely at why he's impressed with Kindle2 http://bit.ly/i0peY @wroush 
um, can i have it tmrrw? “@engadget: Would you buy a self-driving car powered by @Google?" http://t.co/Dk0YZSeaXK http://t.co/2pkm4y61z6” 
@seanjs I'd like to own a completely redesigned self-driving car with (among other things) the front seats reversed. 
Going to see night at the museum 2 with tall boy 
Prettiest insects EVER - Pink Katydids: http://bit.ly/2Upw2p 
I've been sending e-mails like crazy today to my contacts...does anyone have a contact at Goodby SIlverstein...I'd love to speak to them 
What's Buffet Doing? Warren Buffett Kicks Butt In Battle of the Boots: Posted By:Alex Crippe.. http://bit.ly/AUIzO 
OMFG I'm never drinking again...I still have a fuckin sore throat 
@ronjon we don't have Safeway. 
Is Eating and Watching Movies.... 
@poptopvw Cool arent they? I love them Makes life so easy! 
thanks bae 
will you check the air pressure on truck. I think his tires might need some air. #DeflateGate #GOBRONCOS #LSULSU 
@united Thanks to supervisor Miriam who provided me with great customer service. #finally 
I made a #DeflateGate Sad Einstein Brady for you: /Vh80XLd7az 
@wmmarc great interview! Glad to see it 
Check this video out -- David After Dentist http://bit.ly/47aW2 
@united hey awesome! Thanks for the reply, will be filling the form out! @AmericanAir 
@DonnieWahlberg Yessirrr! Don't give anyone that much power, do what makes you happy...that's why I'll be seeing you in the summah!! 
@apple U need to get you're fucking shit together and let me txt while on YouTube 
How is an automated vehicle supposed to behave in an emergency? #AutoAuto 
My son disowned me over a PS3.that bites.going 2 dr tomorrow u know your fucked when u hope that find somethin fatal life blows 
“: Toyota to reveal self driving car research at CES /V9VMgILB” 
Time Warner cable is down again 3rd time since Memorial Day bummer! 
If Google's self-driving car is the future, I don't want to be a part of it. #savethemanuals 
@Lucasbamf I'm so close to buying a new car.I had a near death experience in the car today with the train and fucked up ALL my wheel grip 
looks like summize has gone down. too many tweets from WWDC perhaps? 
@pjaficionado Having fun, loving life, happy to be in the game. Everything else is a bonus. Not just BS either! 
Gawd! My laptop is fucked up now! System Error?! Just using my Lil brother's laptop. 
@united thankful for great service in Newark. Seats fixed and I was seated with my daughter! Fab landing in Fort Myers! 
I'm going to bed. It was a successful weekend. Stanford, here I come. 
Time warner is the devil. Worst possible time for the Internet to go out. 
Watchin Espn..Jus seen this new Nike Commerical with a Puppet Lebron..sh*t was hilarious...LMAO!!! 
again with the fucked sleep... I've decided to go do homework instead 
Obama is quite a good comedian! check out his dinner speech on CNN :) very funny jokes. 
top ten most watched on Viral-Video Chart. Love the nike #mostvaluablepuppets campaign from Wieden & Kennedy http://bit.ly/nR1n9 
@springsingfiend @dvyers @sethdaggett @jlshack AT&T dropped the ball and isn't supporting crap with the new iPhone 3.0... FAIL #att SUCKS!!! 
and The from Team to Offer In-#Flight Access to Journal ... - Nassau News Live /7E5bxwG16t 
so sleepy. good times tonight though 
Great post by on how public investors should think about investing in a world with self driving cars /FphlmnKtp7 
@united 3866 is at a stand still! No pilot or paperwork for fix over 25mins! Problem was fixed 30mins ago. Flight is as is delayed! 
Driverless car slams into AZ home inches from sleeping kids: According to a police report, a truck smashed into a... http://t.co/8ibfetj9dS 
@sklososky Thanks so much!!! ...from one of your *very* happy Kindle2 winners ; ) I was so surprised, fabulous. Thank you! Best, Kathleen 
Callin it a night! I always have the best sleep after a good workout!! 
i srsly hate the stupid twitter API timeout thing, soooo annoying!!!!! :( 
Self-driving cars hold 'great promise' for saving thousands of lives, says US government official http://t.co/adOyi8bF 
Gonna go see Bobby Flay tomorrow at Shoreline. Eat and drink. Gonna be good. 
@jonduenas @robynlyn just got us a 50D for the office. :D 
Should really check the air pressure in my tires more often. They were as bad as a New England #Patriots football. #DeflateGate 
Beginning JavaScript and CSS Development with jQuery #javascript #css #jquery http://bit.ly/TO3e5 
States take the wheel on #driverless cars /R6kp8ZKOyq via #fb 
sent 
I have a google addiction. Thank you for pointing that out, @annamartin123. Hahaha. 
...so i just ordered my copy of Hardcore Underground 3 love me, love me! Canary in skinny jeans going balls deep. 
Time Warner Cable slogan: Where calling it a day at 2pm Happens. 
@united Fantastic job by your people today on ua22 from Dublin. A jam packed plane but the crew was wonderful!! 
According to the create a school, Notre Dame will have 7 receivers in NCAA 10 at 84 or higher rating :) *sweet* 
is jammin to ATL, since they had a secret show in HTown and i fucking missed it. FML. 
@ atebits I just finished watching your Stanford iPhone Class session. I really appreciate it. You Rock! 
@broskiii OH SNAP YOU WORK AT AT&T DON'T YOU 
omg so bored & my tattoooos are so itchy!! help! aha =) 
Driverless cars are not worth the risk. Don't want to be on the highway when the server crashes #SadMacFace #BlueScreenofDeath 
@khalid0456 No, Lebron is the best 
@DonnieWahlberg My kids get up and wish you a good morning They don�t know what time it is in america 
My Kindle2 came and I LOVE it! :) 
Bloated as fuck. 1l choc milk will do that followed by 2 bagels with spinach and cheese. 
As a die hard @Apple customer, I must say I am truly displeased with the customer service I was given today. #badservice #Apple 
@petewentz @trohman @fuckcity omg i'm so so sorry guys that's really sad. I hope you're safe now. 
@united and they were traveling as guests of a mileage plus member using that members miles. Great customer service. 
The baby from American Sniper was also under-inflated #DeflateGate 
The #Kindle2 seems the best eReader, but will it work in the UK and where can I get one? 
eating sashimi 
Automotive technology: Driver-less cars will reduce accidents, ease congestion. 
@Pmillzz lebron IS THE BOSS 
Lawson to head Newedge Hong Kong http://bit.ly/xLQSD #business #china 
Just bought my tickets for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa. Its going to be a great summer. http://bit.ly/9GEZI 
What the fuck is the point of a driverless car 
need suggestions for a good IR filter for my canon 40D ... got some? please DM 
Hi there, does anyone have a great source for advice on viral marketing?... http://link.gs/YtZ8 
@Orli the G2 is amazing btw, a HUGE improvement over the G1 
crazy day of school. there for 10 hours straiiight. about to watch the hills. @spencerpratt told me too! ha. happy birthday JB! 
reading Michael Palin book, The Python Years...great book. I also recommend Warren Buffet & Nelson Mandela's bio 
The perks of driving around in the Bay area. A Google Self-Driving Car might show up next to you /iIkJNaZte7 
@heidimontag I think that it's going to be a good season 
just got back from the movies. went to see the new night at the museum with rachel. it was good 
at safeway with dad 
RT @blknprecious1: RT GREAT @dbroos "Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago."- Warren Buffet 
cant sleep... my tooth is aching. 
Stanford University?s Facebook Profile is One of the Most Popular Official University Pages - http://tinyurl.com/p5b3fl 
Driverless cars, medical chips, scan and buy through your phone. I need to get the fuck out of this country. 
100% against driverless car. #cbs 
happy to spend time with the family. 
@littleben2009 no way would I put my trust in a driverless car. That's were they would lose people. 
what the fuck MY BATTERY WAS 31% ONE SECOND AGO AND NOW IS 29% what the fuck IS THIS @apple 
We went to Stanford University today. Got a tour. Made me want to go back to college. It's also decided all of our kids will go there. 
@ronashively Connections Academy has been great for our family...and thousands more across the country! Happy to tell you more 
NFL please focus as intently on id-ing "Who Let The Air Out" of Patriots balls as in forcing SeaHawks #MarshawnLynch to talk.#DeflateGate 
Damn you North Korea. http://bit.ly/KtMeQ 
10 tips for healthy eating ? ResultsBy Fitness Blog :: Fitness ... http://bit.ly/62gFn 
LOVING my new Kindle2. Named her Kendra in case u were wondering. The "cookbook" is THE tool because it tells u all the tricks! Best gift EVR! 
@psychemedia I really liked @kswedberg's "Learning jQuery" book. http://bit.ly/pg0lT is worth a look too 
Here's A case study on how to use viral marketing to add over 000 people to your list http://snipr.com/i50oz 
Since when did @apple stop replacing iPhone units due to defect? Just because I have some scratches on my phone doesn't mean I dropped it. 
"I deflate all the balls." - #DeflateGate 
heyya im so borde my sound card is fucked so i cant listen to music by the way by that i mean mcr lol 
wth..i have never seen a line this loooong at time warner before, ugh. 
Google is developing a self driving car. That's fucking awesome. 
i am furious with time warner and their phone promotions! 
Ethics and nonprofits - http://bit.ly/qsXRp #stanford #socialentrepreneurship 
Google came out with a self driving car 😱😱 
@kyleconnecticut no fucking way. 
@googleio http://twitpic.com/62shi - Yay! Happy place! Place place! I love Google! 
Just got mcdonalds goddam those eggs make me sick. O yeah Laker up date go lakers. Not much of an update? Well it's true so suck it 
@uscsports21 LeBron is a monsta and he is only 24. shaking my head The world ain't ready. 
@levimorales glad you liked! That Henry Ford had a good idea every now and then, didn't he? 
Bout to hit safeway I gotta eat 
@JonathanRKnight Hey Jon we all love your and understand,that's all it counts 
Son has me looking at cars online. I hate car shopping. Would rather go to the dentist! Anyone with a good car at a good price to sell? 
At safeway on elkhorn, they move like they're dead! 
@ Safeway. Place is a nightmare right now. Bumming. 
Found NOTHING at Nike Factory :/ Off to Banana Republic Outlet! http://myloc.me/2zic 
Off to the NIKE factory!!! 
45 Pros You Should Be Following on Twitter - http://is.gd/sMbZ 
Higher physics exam tommorow, not lookin forward to it much :( 
fucking ugh 
@morind45 Because the twitter api is slow and most client's aren't good. 
Twitter Stock buzz: $AAPL $ES_F $SPY $SPX $PALM (updated: 12:00 PM) 
Just picked up my new Canon 50D...it's beautiful!! Prepare for some seriously awesome photography! 
@united space. Doctors' notes and everything. And on my first trip they lost my first suitcase. Among other issues- not pleased with #united 
@united is officially my favorite airline. They have created magic for me all day!!! #friendlyskies #careyon 
@united Got me home amid snow & Cancelled Flightlations; delivered bag without hassle; plus no wait on phone & an upgrade. Thank you! 
@sekseemess no. I'm not itchy for now. Maybe later, lol. 
So cool! RT @wired: Score! California becomes second state (after Nevada) to legalize driverless cars: http://t.co/CC69aU9b 
Saw the Google Car again. Asked if I could drive. The driver showed me how the car can "see". Awesome… http://t.co/HTuaMykMsy 
Obama's speech was pretty awesome last night! http://bit.ly/IMXUM 
I was talking to this guy last night and he was telling me that he is a die hard Spurs fan. He also told me that he hates LeBron James. 
@noarmsjames my lovely man is cooking me dinner and then we're going for a walk 
Could go for a lot of McDonalds. i mean A LOT. 
Warren Buffet became (for a time) the richest man in the United States, not by working but investing in 1 Big idea which lead to the fortune 
just got a free G2 android at google i/o!!! 
#lebron best athlete of our generation, if not all time (basketball related) I don't want to get into inter-sport debates about __1/2 
going to see the new night at the museum movie with my family oh boy a three year old in the movies fuin 
ten years ago today I was running around in shorts and a tee shirt in nice weather. it's fucking snowing and freezing cold 
LAKERS tonight let's go!!!! 
Another good day nitey night everyone! First day of school tomorrow!!! Ahh I'm kinda nervous yet excited...til tomorrow! 
Cardinals baseball advance to Super Regionals. Face CS-Fullerton Friday. 
: This was pretty funny thanks Dad #DeflateGate #GoPats /ppQC7hQ0UT 
ok.. do nothing.. just thinking about 40D 
http://is.gd/ArUJ Good video from Google on using search options. 
@united -today the staff @ MSP took customer service to a new level. My father passed away last night & you helped me get home today! Thanks 
@YarnThing you will not regret going to see Star Trek. It was AWESOME! 
How do you use the twitter API?... http://bit.ly/4VBhH 
Eminem We Made You is GAWBAGE[/Rosci] ! I'll cop Asher Roth's album instead fuck em on his "ass like that " flow 
is scrapbooking with Nic =D 
@matthewcyan I finally got around to using jquery to make my bio collapse. Yay for slide animations. 
OMG - time warner f'ed up my internet install - instead of today its now NEXT saturday - another week without internet! &$*ehfa^V9fhg[*# fml. 
@united you guys have such big hearts.. keep up the good work 
Eating dinner. Meat, chips, and risotto. 
i have fucking shin splints!!!! im in pain.....DRUGS PLEASE......i never realised they could be so painful 
The Times of India: The wonder that is India's election. http://bit.ly/p7u1H 
iOS 8.1 has fucked my battery life on my iPhone 6. Really starting to wonder if @apple has any quality control anymore. Wish I was on 8.01 
US planning to resume the military tribunals at Guantanamo Bay... only this time those on trial will be AIG execs and Chrysler debt holders 
@united thank you! 😊 
@united is there a United gold number? I've been on hold 24 minutes and think I may be lost in nowhereland. Have a gold reservation. Help. 
add DTW and I'm sold! 
@mattcutts have google profiles stopped showing up in searches? cant see them anymore 
@BlondeBroad it's definitely under warranty & my experience is the amazon support for kindle is great! had to contact them about my kindle2 
insects have infected my spinach plant :( 
These self driving cars are fucking amazing 
itchy back!! dont your hate it! 
#GoogleIO | O3D - Bringing 3d graphics to the browser. Very nice tbh. Funfun. 
@bluestreak23 @jasonandjodie Coming soon enough my friends - Big project in works for just that - Good new and only good news 
stupid autonomous car if you can drive yourself you should be able to write a damn research paper on yourself too 
I keep seeing a lot of people talk about seeing the Google maps car and I'm just like oh I've seen the Google self-driving car so 💁🚘 
@united thanks for not getting my BusinessFirst priority tagged bag onto my connecting flight at EWR despite a 2+ hour layover. Nice job 
unbelievably excited about the google self-driving car 
I just realized we three monkeys in the white Obama.Biden,Pelosi . Sarah Palin 2012 
@robmalon Playing with Twitter API sounds fun. May need to take a class or find a new friend who like to generate results with API code. 
@united cool, thanks. 
Weird Piano Guitar House in China! http://u2s.me/72i8 
I highly recommend Malcolm Gladwell's 'The Tipping Point.' My next audiobook will probably be one of his as well. 
@stevemoakler i had a dentist appt this morning and had the same conversation! 
I want that google car that drives itself 
I got new pillows and They fucking pwn all pillows everywhere else. My only regret is that I cant use them for very long tonight. 
well in that case, you know what i mean, hahaha i love a good...whatever role you decide to take on. 
What confirmation number? 
Boarding plane for San Francisco in 1 hour; 6 hr flight. Blech. 
@JonathanRKnight hmm you have a lot to say tonight! That's great! Of course, here I am up late reading it. haha 
Bill Simmons in conversation with Malcolm Gladwell http://bit.ly/j9o50 
@united @parryaftab done thanks 
I think I may have a new favorite restaurant. On our way to see "Night at the Museum 2". 
@Iheartseverus we love you too and don't want you to die!!!!!! Latex = the devil 
I can't wait, going to see star trek tonight!! 
Driverless Cars: Now Street-Legal in California ... a good reason to leave CA... no one is behind the wheel http://t.co/1keEMOpH 
After using LaTeX a lot, any other typeset mathematics just looks hideous. 
Today is a good day to dislike AT&T. Vote out of office indeed, @danielpunkass 
The great Indian tamasha truly will unfold from May the result day for Indian General Election. 
7 hours. 7 hours of inkscape crashing, normally solid as a rock. 7 hours of LaTeX complaining at the slightest thing. I can't take any more. 
Driver less cars? Fuck that I don't want machines ruling the world for the win 
We just saw a self driving Google car!! So awesome! 
fucking bored 
Thanks for share. Driverless cars won't make us thinner, healthier, happier “@transitfok: Driverless cars and sprawl http://t.co/q6OI1IfwLh” 
is annoyed that we aren't trusted because they have no idea how many plans that fucks up 
@kenburbary You'll love your Kindle2. I've had mine for a few months and never looked back. The new big one is huge! No need for remorse! :) 
@Jonathanrknight so good knight and sleep well. I know I will now!! 
:If Starbucks shuts down, anon is decimated 
I just fucked up my already fucked ankle because some moron thought it was a good idea to freak me out, and I slipped on ice at my door. 
@united I guess. But what is the excuse for understaffed costumer services? 3 people had to deal with lots of angry passengers. Weather too? 
Sadie hates the google car. 😂 
Dick Cheney's dishonest speech about torture, terror, and Obama. -Fred Kaplan Slate. http://is.gd/DiHg 
wow san diego is so beautiful. even more so now that we won but whats a good game without a good fight(; 
@PDubyaD right!!! LOL we'll get there!! I have high expectations, Warren Buffet style. 
Riding in a driverless car is on my bucket list, this is so damn exciting. #Google http://t.co/dOuKZKacnU 
has a date with bobby flay and gut fieri from food network 
House Correspondents dinner was last night whoopi, barbara & sherri went, Obama got a standing ovation 
Closing time at zeros boo time to chug those beers fuckers 
Slight delay, something to do with the basketball... #DeflateGate? 
I'd like to hear what thinks about Tom Brady's saggy balls #DeflateGate 
@united 2nd flight in two weeks that you have lost my bag! Taking my 1K status to @AmericanAir #neveragain #WORSTCUSTOMERSERVICE 
@AttractMode Thanks for putting on such a great event. Can't wait for the inevitable sequels! 
@ludajuice Lebron is a Beast, but I'm still cheering 4 the A..til the end. 
omgg i ohhdee want mcdonalds damn i wonder if its open lol =] 
@pdxcommute driverless cars will be 1000x cheaper than high-speed rail and better for everyone. HSR is a waste of money 
I'm really loving the new search site Wolfram/Alpha. Makes Google seem so ... quaint. http://www72.wolframalpha.com/ 
eating breakfast and then school 
Colin Powell rocked yesterday on CBS. Cheney needs to shut the hell up and go home.Powell is a man of Honor and served our country proudly 
@united been on the phone for over an hour with customer service and they can't figure it out! awesome service... NOT! 
Man I kinda dislike Apple right now. Case in point: the iPhone 3GS. Wish there was a video recorder app. Please?? http://bit.ly/DZm1T 
getting ready to test out some burger receipes this weekend. Bobby Flay has some great receipes to try. Thanks Bobby. 
Morning Tweetland, a long day ahead! Hope everyone has a great day 
Google developing a driverless car??? the facckk?! 
jquery Selectors http://codylindley.com/jqueryselectors/ 
Good morning at work don't want to be there fuckit another day another dollar!!! 
wait no, I didn't waste four years...it was more of putting my all into someone who doesn't give a fuck.. 
Soooooooooo has everyone learned everything the EVAH wanted to know about Facebook players & their balls? Have you? #DEFLATEGATE 
RT @LATimesautos is now the time to buy a GM car? http://bit.ly/nRzlu 
Breaking: Microsoft Develops Self-Driving Car to Compete With Google, Death toll still rising as authorities struggle to contain destruction 
My phone died at 8%, why would you let this happen @apple? 
How do I enter passport information on an existing reservation before check in? 
time warner has the worse customer service ever. I will never use them again 
ahhh I have no more tissues and I look like a blow fish from crying.....ahhh I'm stressed the fuck out 
@united you suck. 9 hour delay?! 
@Karoli I firmly believe that Obama/Pelosi have ZERO desire to be civil. It's a charade and a slogan, but they want to destroy conservatism 
: Gosh, I'm fucking emo. I wrote on status on facebook 4 her, mum turned off Tom & Jerry (which me and Ruby was enjoying) For The Hills. 
@jenniferg07 it is all in good fun we know you don't want to kiss a girl. 
is studing math ;) tomorrow exam and dentist :) 
RT @sportsguy33: New Time Warner slogan: "Time Warner, where we make you long for the days before cable." 
@colorofviolence yay i'm happy for you guys....now hurry up and spit out the next one 
Goodby Silverstein agency new site! http://www.goodbysilverstein.com/ Great! 
both candidates need Claritin. #StuffyNoseVoices 
fuck omg austins always there though man <3 love you 
By the way, I'm totally inspired by this freaky Nike commercial: http://snurl.com/icgj9 
I'd love a self-driving car :) 
could it get any worse for kimi try you fucker! 
Google self driving car taking blind MSN to Taco Bell and dry cleaners...awesome! #vmworld Genius Machines http://t.co/NwaaP27B 
YES YES YES YES "a future in which people simply order a self-driving car when they need one." http://t.co/FMixpTKf0r 
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE ;_; Seriously, what fucking twat would try to pull someone out the car, threaten them and them fucking follow them? 
Rocawear Heads to China, Building 300 Stores - http://tinyurl.com/nofet3 
is in San Francisco at Bay to Breakers. 
@honey_honeybun Aw, thanks...let's hope so! I am more worried about Geoff's teeth! Hope you are having a good day, H or HB. 
Google driver-less car is not viable , insurance companies would have no part of it. 
Cheney and Bush are the real culprits - http://fwix.com/article/939496 
is upset about the whole GM thing. life as i know it is so screwed up 
yeah guys i will totally bring dublin to the party. he would love the company. 
@united awesome. Thx. And thanks for replying so damn fast, sure as hell beats 80s cheeze hold music!! 
Oooooooh... North Korea is in troubleeeee! http://bit.ly/19epAH 
Google Tested The Safety Of Its Self-Driving Cars By Swarming Them With Bikes /2dxztZTqSs 
At GWT fireside chat @googleio 
well tweeps, im off, i gotta have a shower then go get a haircut. good bye everyone 
do you sell open tickets? I have a sick relative and may have to travel at a moments notice. Sad but true. 
@united we had a wonderful flight attendant named Leah that was with us from lga to den, then den to anchorage! 
i think my finger is fucked. 3 days later it still hurts. it hurts to hold a freaking cupcake 
@united gate agent at EWR " if you are disabled or in a wheel chair, it's time to board, please step". STEP UP??? Lol 
Am I the only one who thought #DeflateGate was about a bad shipment of Viagra? :) 
@berofx: good luck with your challenge 
Check this video out -- President Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner http://bit.ly/IMXUM 
I spent most of my day reading a jQuery book. Now to start drinking some delirium tremens. 
@united #UnitedAirlines how long will1531 be delayed. 
confirmed: it's Time Warner's fault, not Facebook's, that Facebook is taking about 3 minutes to load. so tempted to switch to verizon =/ 
: In honor of #DeflateGate, we are having a sale on things that are supposed to be flat! /1… 
@united u would not be able to rebook me to get home any sooner than a now 2hr delayed flight. #linesforever #customerservice #fail #again 
Today was so great. My roommate and I played some soccer and I also got a nice run in on this sunny day Time for some reading and sleep. 
@united all good! Next flight was a little delayed so it all worked 👍 
Only one exam left, and i am so happy for it :D 
Incredibly AWESOME. Can't wait. RT “@MandaCessac: Google unveils its self-driving car http://t.co/9e862khJgS This is incredible.” 
I can't wait for the first time a Car gets the guts of an Drone on its windshield. 
@Croconaw goodnight 
Safeway offering mobile coupons http://bit.ly/ONH7w 
@JonathanRKnight : agreed. internet? random. but i like random. watched dirty dancing, great movie, i thought of your song.. nighty night 
@imagejennation @whitrt we found a great Chinese place to hang out at 
@richardebaker no. it is too big. I'm quite happy with the Kindle2. 
@ArunBasilLal I love Google Translator too ! :D Good day mate ! 
RT @SmartChickPDX: Was just told that Nike layoffs started today :-( 
taking the air out of the membership costs?.. heh.. #DeflateGate #IcanDoItToo 
@RyanStar Hey Ryan, just thought I'd say that u put on a great show in Radford Sunday night, & I'm so glad I got to meet you! 
@united our flight attendant @superben was super helpful in finding a bag we left on a flight today. Excellent customer service. Name fits. 
RT @designplay Goodby, Silverstein's new site: http://www.goodbysilverstein.com/ I enjoy it. *nice find!* 
@Zee It's good, but buggy like a motherfucker. 
@pmarca Couldn't agree more! Had my first ride in a self driving car today. It's amazing. Definitely the future. 
Monday already. Iran may implode. Kitchen is a disaster. @annagoss seems happy. @sebulous had a nice weekend and @goldpanda is great. whoop. 
@JonathanRKnight i do embrace the simple life. simple things like a new kids reunion makes me an extremely happy girl 
Brand New Canon EOS 50D 15MP DSLR Camera Canon 17-85mm IS Lens ...: Web Technology Thread, Brand New Canon EOS 5.. http://u.mavrev.com/5a3t 
Obama: Nationalization of GM to be short-term (AP) http://tinyurl.com/md347r 
Does not take fraud as seriously? 
@united Late Flight crew into #btv last night delayed todays flt. Will miss connection to #cun. Why do I have to play for hotel tonight in #ewr? 
Safeway with Marvin, Janelle, and Auntie Lhu 
@smiIingbarakat @Apple YEAH APPLE you're SLACKIN 
The safeway bathroom still smells like ass! 
Trouble in Iran, I see. Hmm. Iran. Iran so far away. #flockofseagullsweregeopoliticallycorrect 
watching Night at The Museum . haha 
Pissed at Time Warner for causin me to have slow internet problems 
Wat the heck is North Korea doing!!??!! They just conducted powerful nuclear tests! Follow the link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30921379 
got paid fuck all and wants to kill the lostprophets. Peace out world, i'll see you in the next life 
@united no chance I wait in ORD all afternoon for another flight after you screwed me. Hold 5396 
Gooood mooorning world. I had a dream last night I fucked my knee again definitely need to kick start my strengthening ready for Bournemouth 7s! 
#wolfram Alpha SUCKS! Even for researchers the information provided is less than you can get from #google or #wikipedia, totally useless! 
I need the self-driving car of Google 😩 
The way some people are glued to their phones we may already have driverless cars. 
@owlmonkeys fuck you 
dear nike, stop with the flywire. that shit is a waste of science. and ugly. love, @vincentx24x 
I am such a fucking failtastic in real life friend. 
I am in so much pain. My back is fucked up... I don't know what happen. It feels like something is out of place in my lower back. 
I'm ready to drop the pretenses, I am forever in love with jQuery, and I want to marry it. Sorry ladies, this nerd is jquery.spokenFor.js 
just started playing Major League Baseball 2K9. http://raptr.com/H3LLGWAR 
@united Give Cyndi & Troy each a gold star. 
Uber to use Google's self-driving cars in the far-future /5pv6Dlj0L9 
Nike rocks. I'm super grateful for what I've done with them :) & the European Division of NIKE is BEYOND! @whitSTYLES @muchasmuertes 
Also, cars with drivers @transsafe: FBI warns driverless cars could be used as 'lethal weapons' @BerkeleyITS @tsrcits http://t.co/Qd9UrEImqq 
@wendy_bowser Thank you for the kind words! I appreciate it. Have a great night 
@crlane I have the Kindle2. I've seen pictures of the DX, but haven't seen it in person. I love my Kindle - I'm on it everyday. 
http://twurl.nl/epkr4b - awesome come back from @biz (via @fredwilson) 
Heading to a tech conference which will focus on transportation and driverless cars #AV #Innovation 
@united thanks for all the help! Totally appreciate it and you made it super easy too 
On that note, I hate Word. I hate Pages. I hate LaTeX. There, I said it. I hate LaTeX. All you TEXN3RDS can come kill me now. 
Not blaming Jet Blue. This wasn't weather. Can't have planes in the air and runways a mess. That's a disaster waiting to happen. 
saw night at the museum 2 last night.. pretty crazy movie.. but the cast was awesome so it was well worth it. Robin Williams forever! 
i love lebron. http://bit.ly/PdHur 
Man accosts Roger Federer during French Open http://ff.im/3HCPT 
no watching The Night At The Museum. Getting Really Good 
@united is the worst. Worst reservation policies. Worst costumer service. Worst worst worst. Congrats, @Delta you're not that bad! 
@pfspleen I'm good! Had some very strange dreams last night but hey dreamin' means i'm sleepin' How's you this morning? 
#RantsAndRaves The worst thing about GM (concord / pleasant hill / martinez): is the fucking UAW. .. http://buzzup.com/4ueb 
On my way to see Star Trek @ The Esquire. 
Gov. Brown gives green light to driverless cars in California - Chicago Tribune /Gx8K5faC 
yankees won mets lost. its a good day. 
Stanford Charity Fashion Show a top draw http://cli.gs/NeNuAH 
"The Republican party is a bunch of anti-abortion zealots who couldn't draw flies to a dump." -- Neal Boortz (just now, on the radio) 
this dentist's office is cold :/ 
Ahhh... back in a *real* text editing environment. I <3 LaTeX. 
@united received my bag. I appreciate taking care of the matter and following up! 
' Barack Obama shows his funny side " >> http://tr.im/l0gY !! Great speech.. 
VIRAL MARKETING FAIL. This Acia Pills brand oughta get shut down for hacking into people's messenger's. i get 5-6 msgs in a day! Arrrgh! 
breakers. in San Francisco, CA http://loopt.us/4v88Bw.t 
Driverless cars?!! Wth!i honestly don't think that's a good idea.. 
zomg!!! I have a G2!!!!!!! 
Listening to Obama... Friggin North Korea... 
wonder what their plans are for the Super Bowl? Deflated balls are trademark. #DeflateGate 
I JUST SAW A SELF-DRIVING GOOGLE CAR HOW AWSOMMEE!! 
Self-driving cars could be a decade away: A number of carmakers, with Nissan being the latest, claim that they... /DwF33TJMuN 
just got back from starbucks.. tried the tea with lemonade very good miss good game already. 1st one! 
is going to sleep then on a bike ride:] 
@united Elizabeth at Washington Dulles just hooked me up with a new connecting flight at my gate! I'm super pleased! 
Googles self driving cars...soo cool #iwantone 
@zampeachie @Farscale To answer both of you: I studied for FOUR hours before the exam and I'm pretty sure I still fucked it 
First to own 2600 digital languages is the NEW leader of the Internet. . . . . #onlinegaming . 
The real AIG scandal / http://bit.ly/b82Px 
I just got up, I'm ill as fuck. I need more sleep and everything. Uchh 
@shannyoday I will take you on a date to see night at the museum 2 whenever you want...it looks soooooo good 
at work fixing some code that just had to broke on the saturday evening... man... who the fuck invented comuters in the first place??? 
Self driving cars would be amazing. DDs would be a thing of the past#hurryupscience 
Class... The 50d is supposed to come today :) 
Driverless cars. DUMBEST F..ING Idea I have ever heard of. 
started to think that Citi is in really deep s&^t. Are they gonna survive the turmoil or are they gonna be the next AIG? 
downloading apps for my iphone! So much fun :-) There literally is an app for just about anything. 
@cnni Driverless truck?! Perfect 'car (((Bomb))). I'll take 2 4 AIPC rats nest in Hymie town & DC. 
since posting the 2 new photos on my website with the kids my hit count went up...way, way, way up. love to china for 000 views alone. 
I would love to Fort Lauderdale now that would cool. 
@mikefish Fair enough. But i have the Kindle2 and I think it's perfect :) 
@Apple, For the love of GAWD, CENTER the '1'on the damn calendar app. You fixed it once, its back, off center, AGAIN! http://t.co/dMyAHEm1Lc 
A friend feels like a beer on a Monday night. That's never good. But beer is always good. Always. 
fucking roadworks out the front of our house 
@BradmanTV Thanks....it seemed the right moment. I love your show. Your songs bring me joy. 
@kirstiealley I hate going to the dentist.. !!! 
@JonathanRKnight wake up with ah Jon tweet. The Best start for my day thanks Jon love You 
Obama's balls are deflated too and America doesn't believe him. #DeflateGate 
@united @jsumiyasu I am thankful to the United ground staff who put me in the last seat on the last flight out. Home Late Flight is still home! 
just changed my default picture to a Nike basketball cause bball is awesome!!!!! 
HTML 5 Demos! Lots of great stuff to come! Yes, I'm excited. :) http://htmlfive.appspot.com #io2009 #googleio 
@ work til 6pm... lets go lakers!!! 
Just blocked United Blood Services using Google Voice. They call more than those Car Warranty guys. 
#jobs #sittercity Help with taking care of sick child (East Palo Alto, CA) http://tinyurl.com/qwrr2m 
LEbron james got in a car accident i guess..just heard it on evening news...wow i cant believe it..will he be ok ? http://twtad.com/69750 
Time Warner CEO hints at online fees for magazines (AP) - Read from Mountain View,United States. Views 16209 http://bit.ly/UdFCH 
Damn my fucking Brain... searching for an Slab Serif Type called Lubilin or something similiar 
In montreal for a long weekend of R&R. Much needed. 
omg its getting so fucking hot out 
Fuck this economy. I hate aig and their non loan given asses. 
is Twitter's connections API broken? Some tweets didn't make it to Twitter... 
My dentist appt today was actually quite enjoyable. 
love u dane cook, u funny fuck! party time for my lil sister well not so little anymore now 14! how sad they grow up so fast 
I Will NEVER Buy a Government Motors Vehicle: Until just recently, I drove GM cars. Since when I bought a .. http://tinyurl.com/lulsw8 
SHOUT OUTS TO ALL EAST PALO ALTO FOR BEING IN THE BUILDIN KARIZMAKAZE 50CAL GTA! ALSO THANKS TO PROFITS OF DOOM UNIVERSAL HEMPZ CRACKA...... 
F*ck Time Warner Cable!!! You f*cking suck balls!!! I have a $700 HD tv & my damn HD channels hardly ever come in. Bullshit!! 
@united Do we know why UA5282 is delayed x2)? This is getting crazy. I've already had 2 overnight delays. #UnitedAirlines 
Loratadine (main ingredient in Claritin) is SO much cheaper at Target, it kinda makes me wonder if they do something to it... 
is it me or is this the best the playoffs have been in years oh yeah lebron and melo in the finals 
@MushyV Ahhhhh that Hoff programme sounded CLASSS!!!! I fuckin missed it hopes there's a repeat isn't it 
GM files Bankruptcy, not a good sign... 
annoying new trend on the internets: people picking apart michael lewis and malcolm gladwell. nobody wants to read that. 
Will the Lakers kick the Nuggets ass tonight? 
@ims What is AT&T fucking up? 
RT @shrop: Awesome JQuery reference book for Coda! http://www.macpeeps.com/coda/ #webdesign 
@united Why isn't the flight status updated to delayed UA1532 no board 
@united, last week shanghai to sfo 858 delay 5hrs because of engine. today sfo-sea delay to "sick pilot". no compensation. They Do. Not. Care. 
glad i didnt do Bay to Breakers today, it's 1000 freaking degrees in San Francisco what the fuck 
i loved night at the museum!!! 
Ok, @apple. You win. I won't use your browser anymore since it keeps closing on me. Literally 8 times today. I counted. 
I just wrote and entire story, and it didn't save. Motherfucker. http://twitter.com/disintegration/statuses/1548632552 
#at&t is complete fail. 
i hate comcast right now. everything is down cable internet & phone....ughh what am i to do 
Testing Twitter API. Remote Update 
oh hell no, i know enough about computers to not trust a driverless car 
The google car😂 /tZ2KkGl4as 
Dentist tomorrow. Have to brush well in the morning. Like I make my hair all nice before I get it cut. Why? 
Booz Allen Hamilton has a bad ass homegrown social collaboration platform. Way cool! #ttiv 
just watched night at the museum 2! so stinkin cute! 
@united You might be dealing with frustrated passenegers. hope you all have a great day :) thank you very much for an amazing airline :) 
NCAA Baseball Super Regional - Rams Club http://bit.ly/Ro7nx 
iPhone May Get Radio Tagging and Nike : Recently-released iTunes version 8.2 suggests that VoiceOver functional.. http://tinyurl.com/oq5ctc 
@XPhile1908 I have three words for you: "Safeway dot com" 
can't wait for the great american food and music festival at shoreline tomorrow. mmm...katz pastrami and bobby flay. yes please. 
Aren't they already? “@Techmeme: FBI warns driverless cars could be used as 'lethal weapons' http://t.co/BZCGGulW6x http://t.co/sTLxMt1lLz” 
legit thought that was you in this pic! 
RT @PassionModel 'American Idol' fashion: Adam Lambert tones down, Danny Gokey cute ... http://cli.gs/7JWSHV 
ps just broke my fucking phone 
@united thanks! :) 
With my best girl for a few more hours in San francisco. Mmmmmfamily is wonderful! 
@apple last time I checked I thought I bought a iphone 6 not a slippery ass bar of soap disguised as one. I DIDNT DESERVE THIS 
DevSnippets : jQuery Tools - Javascript UI Components for the Web... http://inblogs.org/go/hfuqt 
Nancy Pelosi gave the worst commencement speech I've ever heard. Yes I'm still bitter about this 
Just saw a Google self-driving car in the wild! Woot! It was extremely well behaved. Me wants! 
Went to see the Star Trek movie last night. Very satisfying. 
As u may have noticed, not too happy about the GM situation, nor AIG, Lehman, et al 
GM says expects announcment on sale of Hummer soon - Reuters: WDSUGM says expects announcment on sale of Hummer .. http://bit.ly/4E1Fv 
I think I am more excited about the self driving car, than anything else since I joined @Google. It's just awesome! 
Hates his pills, oh god why do they have to taste so fuckin horrible. 5 liter of coke to flush them down isnt even enough 
I seriously underestimated Malcolm Gladwell. I want to meet this dude. 
@StreetWearBear. yes I am thanks for reaveling to the world brother fuck my life hahaha 
Just got home from chick-fil-a with the boys. Damn my internets down =( stupid time warner 
Launched! http://imgsearch.net #imgsearch #ajax #jquery #webapp 
@cthagod when Lebron is done in the NBA he will probably be greater than Kobe. Like u said Kobe is good but there alot of 'good' players. 
RT @clashmore: http://bit.ly/SOYv7 Great article by Malcolm Gladwell. 
@JonathanRKnight A truly great place to eat is the Canteen in Ottumwa. Loose meat hamburgers in a tiny cafe. Everyone's friendly. 
@United Bringing your "A" game with premium cabin dining. Nice! https://t.co/zgOQoxjBQY 
Amazon making self driving cars in 2017 to deliver packages? #drone 
Hello Twitter API ;) 
A month ago I had a flight booked but then had to Cancelled Flight it... I'm now Flight Booking Problems a separate flight for a different occasion. 
i lam so in love with Bobby Flay... he is my favorite. RT @terrysimpson: @bflay you need a place in Phoenix. We have great peppers here! 
Is fucked to go back to IC 
@google watched the video now that I'm home from work. WTF. I thought we were getting a driverless car not some Orwellian Big Brother shit. 
hey @apple fuck you 
Portland city politics may undo baseball park http://tinyurl.com/lpjquj 
omgoshhh hes not coming back till monday which means i won't see him till i come back thursday fucking jerk! sighh i miss himmmm 
I know. How sad is that? RT @caseymercier: 1st day of hurricane season. That's less scarey than government taking over GM. 
Dang! The iPhone 5's camera is blazing fast. Spotted a Google self driving car. /NC63Spw7 
@united She met me from customer service at the arrival of flight UA3787 PVD-IAD. Thanks, you guys have really handled this storm! 
@apple you're products are shit they break 24/7 you're ruining my life 
So just like when Claritin went over the counter it isn't covered by any prescription drug plans anymore? 
@united took this picture on Thursday. #awesome http://t.co/IVGpZSjtkW 
Self driving cars powered by @Uber. This google investment is awesome. 
@rashmid congratulations!! that makes a lot of us very very happy. 
Fighting with LaTex. Again... 
I would rather pay reasonable yearly taxes for "free" fast internet, than get gouged by Time Warner for a slow connection. 
@KevinRuddPM: you're a dead set legend! Please make the broadbands super fast I will love you forever. 
dropped her broccoli walking home from safeway! ;( so depressed 
@QuantTrader i own a GM car and it is junk as far as quality compared to a honda 
Why I Hate Apple - http://t.co/IbpyJXaOuW #AAPL #Long-Term_Larry 
- nice segment on the Google car. Interesting how ideas like this could disrupt the Insurance Industry. /571XAf3w5R 
New nike muppet commercials are pretty cute. Why do we live together again? 
:-/ : Google forced to add steering wheels to driverless car designs: /m1PYOJ1V5S 
@ryanchris I drive hundreds of miles a week. Bring on the driverless car. Can’t wait to stop driving. 
@united How do I get reimbursed for hotel and taxis for the Cancelled Flightation? 
sad day...bankrupt GM 
@sheridanmarfil - its not so much my obsession with cell phones, but the iphone! i'm a slave to at&t forever because of it. :) 
@johncmayer is Bobby Flay joining you? 
Comcast sucks. 
http://t.co/lsyL4Qfccw Half of Americans want to live in a smart city with driverless cars 
@McALiMeal You are never going to be a "fucked up little kid". If anyone dared say that to you i'd fucking punch them D: you're amazing. 
i am working on my media room design and i love love love my client profile 
Wow everyone at the Google I/O conference got free G2's with a month of unlimited service 
back from dentist mouth is numb and it's all shitty.... fucking fillings 
@sportsguy33 Time Warner = epic fail 
@faithbabywear Ooooh, what model are you getting??? I have the 40D and LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE it! 
I look at Google’s driverless cars and I think, the perfect terrorist bombing weapon. 
im going to kill alicia if she gave me her fucking sickness . ughhh what the fuck 
all about Ajax,jquery ,css ,JavaScript and more... (many examples) http://ajaxian.com/ 
@ddlovato Pollen and salt - daphne loves derby . = love. i love your little song tweets so i decided to send you on of my own 
@xambix wow, welcome home eh that's well shit, especially just coming back off holiday!!! Some fucking people! 
First ride in a Google self-driving car. Amaaaazing @ComputerHistory 
@tonyhawk http://twitpic.com/5c7uj - AWESOME!!! Seeing the show Friday at the Shoreline Amphitheatre. Never seen NIN before. Can't wait. ... 
The Google car must be stopped. 
Heading to San Francisco 
: Click on the link (or the picture) to see the #Coachella2015 Lineup /swzBfN… 
shud be sleeping but cant! im guna be so fucked and grumpy for this 6am flight! but hey... im going on holiday so good times! 
While we are on the rain subject I fuckin hate this rain! I need to do a soil test and can't with this damn weather! 
fuck a birthday 
@united and most frustratingly, all this delay happened either at the gate, or even onboard the aircraft! No heads up in advance!!! 
I am happy for Philip being at GoogleIO today 
When the first mass-produced self-driving car hits the market you can bet your ass I'm buying one. 
Finally out of work. My back is a fucking wreck. 
MT Exactly! “@OssyFont: #ScareTactic 1st child hit by driverless car? How about fewer children hit by drivers today? #RiseOfTheMachines” 
: With an actual #DeflateGate science debate swirling, the NFL is hiring the Columbia University physics department: http://t… 
@SoChi2 I current use the Nikon D90 and love it, but not as much as the Canon 40D/50D. I chose the D90 for the video feature. My mistake. 
@sportsguy33 hey no offense but malcolm gladwell is a pretenious, annoying cunt and he brings you down. cant read his shit 
How to implement a news ticker with jQuery and ten lines of code http://bit.ly/CZnFJ 
good news, just had a call from the Visa office, saying everything is fine.....what a relief! I am sick of scams out there! Stealing! 
Now I can see why Dave Winer screams about lack of Twitter API, its limitations and access throttles! 
JUST SAW A GOOGLE CAR FUCK YES I LOVE THEM <3 👌👌👌💕💕💕💞💞💞 
Just had McDonalds for dinner. :D It was goooood. Big Mac Meal. ;) 
argghhhh why won't my jquery appear in safari bad safari !!! 
About to watch Night at the Museum with Ryan and Stacy 
I just created my first LaTeX file from scratch. That didn't work out very well. (See @amandabittner , it's a great time waster) 
juggernaut, dr. doom, magneto, & xavier! ahahah today was a good day n__n 
Malcolm Gladwell might be my new man crush 
THE DENTIST LIED! " U WON'T FEEL ANY DISCOMORT! PROB WON'T EVEN NEED PAIN PILLS" MAN U TWIPPIN THIS SHIT HURT!! HOW MANY PILLS CAN I TAKE!! 
Conflict in auto tech race? Google, Detroit diverge on road map for self-driving cars: /v020sXRGps 
so the clown suits were a waste of money... but a good night anyway except im fucking broke 
Did not realize there is a gym above Safeway! 
@dannygokey I love you DANNY GOKEY!! :) 
Off to the bank to get my new visa platinum card 
@siratomofbones we tried but Time Warner wasn't being nice so we recorded today. :) 
Phillies Driving in the Cadillac with the Top Down in Cali, Win 5-3 - http://tinyurl.com/nzcjqa 
@drgitlin yes, I just meant in the sense that people on it aren't driving. We don't need f'n driverless passenger cars. 
RT @justindavey: RT @tweetmeme GM OnStar now instantly sends accident location coordinates to 911 | GPS Obsessed http://bit.ly/16szL1 
"Driver-less cars could be potentially lethal" - news ticker. Yeah I mean I would think so too... 
@pambeeslyjenna Jenna, I went to see Night At The Museum 2 today and I was so surprised to see three cast members from The Office... 
Impatiently awaiting the arrival of the time warner guy. It's way too pretty to be inside all afternoon 
aww i fucking <3 chuck liddell, that shit was gay he was crying 
CAR WARS - Action/Sci-Fi - Drew Goddard - 'In the future driverless cars become sentient and turn on the human race'. #blackoutlist2013 
Played with an android google phone. The slide out screen scares me I would break that fucker so fast. Still prefer my iPhone. 
@united. epic fail. @reagan. no jetway. been here 15 mins on tarmac! 
@united sweet, follow back and I'll get the dm off 
Blah, blah, blah same old same old. No plans today, going back to sleep I guess. 
Good. I still won't even do self check-out RT @techreview Driverless Cars Are Further Away Than You Think http://t.co/3bIsL2mK7s 
I'd say some sports writers are idiots for saying Roger Federer is one of the best ever in Tennis. Roger Federer is THE best ever in Tennis 
@united well, thanks for not charging me for switching my two Cancelled Flightled flights anyway. That was pretty nice. #stillmakingmepoorthough 
Any twitter to aprs apps yet? 
@chictopia Let me know what you think- I have a long list of other great designers 
@jdreiss oh yes but if GM dies it will only be worth more boo hahaha 
Whatever happens, please DO NOT alter football valves to include those little electronic sensors like I have in my car tires! #DeflateGate 
The more I hear about this GM thing the more angry I get. Billions wasted, more bullshit. All for something like 40k employees and all the.. 
No signal in the academy papa roach fuckin owned! Had to escape the pit before CMB moment lol 
@MMBarnhill yay, glad you got the phone! Still, damn you, AT&T. 
A fair goodnight sweet Twitters. Have pleasing dreams and a restful slumber. 
luke and i got stopped walking out of safeway and asked to empty our pockets and lift our shirts. how jacked up is that? 
RT @jessverr I love the nerdy Stanford human biology videos - makes me miss school. http://bit.ly/13t7NR 
torrents are taking foreverrrr. why is it so slow fuck you youtube for halting my tv watching. 
I just saw the spanish short film Aftermath. That's some fucked up 30 minutes!!... now I've lost my appetite 
@united ,now you have Cancelled Flightled my wife and daughter's flt?? What's going on? Follow me so I can dm details. 
Very Interesting had from Adobe by Goodby, Silverstein & Partners - YouTube - Adobe CS4: Le Sens Propre http://bit.ly/VprpT 
snow forecasted for Raleigh NC tomorrow night. Need to know if there's a plan to reschedule flights into RDU Wednesday night 
?Obama Administration Must Stop Bonuses to AIG Ponzi Schemers ... http://bit.ly/2CUIg 
@ohonefourthree this is me word for word. my stomach is all fucked up. sucks 
@mashable I never did thank you for including me in your Top 100 Twitter Authors! You Rock! (& I New Wave :-D) http://bit.ly/EOrFV 
omg. The commercials alone on ESPN are going to drive me nuts. 
Climate focus turns to Beijing: The United Nations, the US and European governments have called on China to co-o.. http://tinyurl.com/lto92n 
Investigation pending on death of Stanford CS prof / Google mentor Rajeev Motwani http://bit.ly/LwOUR tip @techmeme 
You guys see this? Why does Time Warner have to suck so much ass? Really wish I could get U-Verse at my apartment. http://bit.ly/s594j 
@marymayblood I would love to come help unpack Let me know where I need to be Sat afternoon! 
how the fuck is watching a video on a driverless car going to make me a better driver? 
like continental's chicken feat fairs 
@wordwhizkid Lebron is a beast... nobody in the NBA comes even close. 
[#MLUC09] Customer Innovation Award Winner: Booz Allen Hamilton -- http://ping.fm/c2hPP 
#WFTB Joining a bit late. My connection was down (boo time warner) 
Gratitude is a great multiplier. Giving thanks and appreciating all we have opens doors for us to have more. 
@deepbluesealove I was never an early morning person so I really didnt have anything to get over 
Kobe is the best in the world not lebron . 
@united Great, thank you! 
i hate the dentist....who invented them anyways? 
@yayfuckbuddies haha I would but you won't 
Boo! The kitchen fucked up my dinner order, they didn't give me french fries I think. Unless I didn't see them or someone took em fail! 
Oh yay...I can't wait to get rear ended by one of Google's driverless cars.....who will I sue???? http://t.co/glUJ68aD0J 
Naive Bayes using EM for Text Classification. Really Frustrating... 
SOOO DISSAPOiNTED THEY SENT DANNY GOKEY HOME... YOU STiLL ROCK ...DANNY ... MY HOMETOWN HERO !! YEAH MiLROCKEE!! 
@Plip Where did you read about tethering support Phil? Just AT&T or will O2 be joining in? 
goodnight all <3 going to bed gotta get up early and get the fuck out of town tomorrow canada here I come 
I'm truly braindead. I couldn't come up with Warren Buffet's name to save my soul 
Blink by malcolm gladwell amazing book and The tipping point! 
Although today's keynote rocked, for every great announcement, AT&T shit on us just a little bit more. 
@united looks like today will be my 6th consecutive delayed flight from you...do I win a prize??? @Southwest Air why don't you fly to SBA? 😭 
So, Night at the Museum 2 was AWESOME! Much better than part 1. Next weekend we'll see Up. 
@Fraggle312 oh those are awesome! i so wish they weren't owned by nike :( 
@mitzs hey bud :) no problem I do so love my 50D, although I'd love a 5D mkII more 
obviously not siding with Cheney here: http://bit.ly/19j2d 
I'm moving to East Palo Alto! 
had a really