diff --git a/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/quotes.txt b/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/quotes.txt index cfb01350ed..d70a3ab629 100644 --- a/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/quotes.txt +++ b/src/plugins/loadingQuotes/quotes.txt @@ -35,3 +35,32 @@ heya ~ Time is gone, space is insane. Here it comes, here again. sometimes it's okay to just guhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Welcome to nginx! +Loading... because good things take time +Packing all the cool stuff for you +Our servers are doing push-ups. Almost there +Loading... probably just to annoy you +Do robots dream of loading screens ? +Cooking up some pixels... medium rare +Loading... because we enjoy watching you wait +Taking a coffee break. Back in 5 minutes +Loading... or are we ? +Tying shoelaces... on a caterpillar +Why rush? The loading screen is the real content +Sending good vibes... please receive them +We promise it’s not stuck. Okay, maybe a little +Finding Nemo. He’s harder to locate than you think +Testing the server’s patience... and yours +Loading... we’re as confused as you are +We could blame this on your internet, but we won’t +Wait a sec, Googling how to load stuff +Okay, who spilled coffee on the server again ? +Loading… trying to remember why we’re here +Please enjoy this awkward silence while we load +Please wait while we overthink everything +Pretending we’re doing something important... +Our server is overthinking this too +Connecting the dots... badly +We don’t actually know what we’re doing, but we’re trying +Inventing a new color. Almost there... or not +Figuring out how to open a bag of chips quietly +Fighting a ninja. You probably can’t see them