diff --git a/.github/workflows/integration-workflow.yml b/.github/workflows/integration-workflow.yml
index 1cd20f601530..3b32d30047e0 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/integration-workflow.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/integration-workflow.yml
@@ -160,6 +160,14 @@ jobs:
       if: |
         success() || failure()
 
+    - name: 'Check for outdated e2e status list (fix w/ "node ./scripts/generate-e2e-status-list.mjs")'
+      run: |
+        node ./scripts/generate-e2e-status-list.mjs
+        git diff --exit-code
+      shell: bash
+      if: |
+        success() || failure()
+
   build:
     name: 'Build artifacts'
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index b053dd2323ad..615fd4d34a0b 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -133,39 +133,35 @@ The API documentation can be found at [yarnpkg.com/api](https://yarnpkg.com/api)
 
 On top of our classic integration tests, we also run Yarn every day against the latest versions of the toolchains used by our community - just in case. Everything should be green!
 
-<table>
-<tr><th>Toolchains</th><th>Tooling</th></tr>
-<tr><td valign="top">
-
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-[![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-pnp-angular-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-pnp-angular-workflow.yml)<br/>
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-</td><td valign="top">
-
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-</td></tr>
-
-</table>
+<!-- Generated by running "node ./scripts/generate-e2e-status-list.mjs" -->
+<!-- start generated list -->
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-cra-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-cra-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-create-vue-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-create-vue-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-docusaurus-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-docusaurus-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-esbuild-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-esbuild-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-eslint-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-eslint-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-fsevents-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-fsevents-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-gatsby-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-gatsby-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-gulp-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-gulp-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-husky-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-husky-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-jest-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-jest-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-mocha-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-mocha-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-next-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-next-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-nm-angular-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-nm-angular-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-nm-babel-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-nm-babel-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-nm-berry-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-nm-berry-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-nyc-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-nyc-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-parcel-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-parcel-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-pnp-angular-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-pnp-angular-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-prettier-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-prettier-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-rollup-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-rollup-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-storybook-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-storybook-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-svelte-kit-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-svelte-kit-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-typescript-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-typescript-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-vite-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-vite-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-vitest-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-vitest-workflow.yml)
+- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-webpack-workflow.yml/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/e2e-webpack-workflow.yml)
+<!-- end generated list -->
 
 ## Contributing
 
diff --git a/scripts/generate-e2e-status-list.mjs b/scripts/generate-e2e-status-list.mjs
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..34d4183103e4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scripts/generate-e2e-status-list.mjs
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+import fs from 'node:fs';
+
+const listContent = fs
+  .readdirSync(new URL(`../.github/workflows`, import.meta.url))
+  .filter(name => name.startsWith(`e2e-`))
+  .sort()
+  .map(
+    name =>
+      `- [![](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/${name}/badge.svg?event=schedule)](https://github.com/yarnpkg/berry/actions/workflows/${name})`,
+  )
+  .join(`\n`);
+
+const START_MARKER = `<!-- start generated list -->`;
+const END_MARKER = `<!-- end generated list -->`;
+
+const currentReadme = fs.readFileSync(new URL(`../README.md`, import.meta.url), `utf8`);
+
+const startIndex = currentReadme.indexOf(START_MARKER);
+if (startIndex === -1) throw new Error(`Could not find start marker in README.md`);
+
+const endIndex = currentReadme.indexOf(END_MARKER);
+if (endIndex === -1) throw new Error(`Could not find end marker in README.md`);
+
+const updatedReadme = `${currentReadme.slice(
+  0,
+  startIndex + START_MARKER.length,
+)}\n${listContent}\n${currentReadme.slice(endIndex)}`;
+
+if (currentReadme !== updatedReadme) {
+  fs.writeFileSync(new URL(`../README.md`, import.meta.url), updatedReadme);
+  console.log(`Updated README.md`);
+} else {
+  console.log(`README.md is already up to date`);
+}