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The joke no longer makes sense, so @nickisdoge thought of this new one

If you're in NeoZones, see me talking about it here: https://discord.com/channels/518624497780391948/620020168520630284/1258812441224286319
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<center><h2><yell>Attention all techbros...</yell></h2>
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<p>I will say this, our namesake's NFTs are at least cheap, being around $2.30, but still, I think I'd rather spend that money on something better, admitally, you can't buy that much with that cost, but you know what else is cheaper? Going onto <a href="https://duckduckgo.com">www dot google dot com</a> and typing in &#xAB;<font color="blue"><yell>make AI image</yell></font>&#xBB;, going onto that website, typing out &#xAB;<tt>cute owl sitting on branch</tt>&#xBB;, waiting, and then <em>Boom!</em> you've got an image that looks like one of these shitty owls. Of course, I'm not <em>saying</em> that's what <strong>OWL</strong>y<strong>F</strong>ans NFT did, I'm just saying that the art style looks quite simaler to something an AI would make - I'm sure <strong>OWL</strong>y<strong>F</strong>ans made the art on their own!</p>

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<img src="../odds/Vienna_Convention_road_sign_Ab-32-V1.svg" align=left hspace=15 vspace=5 width="98" height="98" title="A yellow warning sign." alt="A yellow warning sign.">
<h3><yell><font color="red">Warning: Outdated joke</font></yell></h3>
<p>The following section contains a joke that, while funny at the time, no longer makes sense. When this was written, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rishi_Sunak">Rishi Sunak</a> was still Prime Minaster<span aria-hidden="true">[sic]</span><!-- Hidden for screen readers due to the TTS reading «Minaster» exactly the same as if it was spelt correctly -->, however, since then, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_Kingdom_general_election">the Tory Party lost the 2024 UK election</a>, meaning that <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keir_Starmer">the Prime Minaster is no longer Tory Scum</a>.</p>

<p>We apologize for any confusion this may cause.</p>

<p><span aria-hidden="true">Also why is this box overlapping with another?</span><!-- Hidden for screen readers as this joke makes no sense in the context of this page being only text --></p>
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<p>Update made: 2024-07-05.</p>
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<p>But for real, <strong>OWL</strong>y<strong>F</strong>ans NFT project leader, if you're reading this, then lol, I own <a href="https://owly.fans">owly dot fans</a> lol and that's a really funny website domain name that I am sending this to my girlfriend (she's real and also vapes and smokes w<yell>ee</yell>d) and she said that it's really funny and also said if I wanted to have e-sex later on (she said I could be the one being vored this time - yippee!!) Oh, also my dad just called to say that he loves me and the Prime Minaster also phoned me to tell me that I am really funny (I told him to fuck off as he's Tory scum).</p>

<p><h1><center><yell>Anyway!</yell></center></h1></p>
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