https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BombCraft8 (that's me)
Hi! I am BombCraft, and this is my unfinished README.md/bio!
Why the FUCK did GD Cologne block me
Splatoon 3: BombCraft♪#2777
Counters until notable dates:
Days until Thanksgiving: 17
Days until I can post F3lixsram's personal info to Doxbin: 28
Days until Christmas: 44
Days until 2025: 51
Days until we get our first convicted felon president: 70
Days until I become old enough to have sex in Denmark: 138
Days until I become old enough to drive: 503
Days until I turn 17: 868
Days until I become an adult: 1234
Days until I graduate high school: 1300
Days until the 2028 election or smth idk: 1457
Days until the end of the 2020s: 1877
Discord: @bombcraft
Nintendo switch friend code: SW-2753-1792-8503
Quote wall:
"Sure! I like doing anything!" -Serial Designation N, 2021
"One of the worst things you can do, even worse than rape or mutilation or shit like that, is leave this world behind. Really, the only worse thing you can do is remove someone else from this world. It's very unfortunate that all of us are going to end up having to leave this world behind someday, because again, leaving this world is the second worst thing you can do." -BombCraft, 2024
"I play chess for fun, and just hope that I don’t blunder because that would be disastrous..." -BCMGF1137/19themarketableplushie, 2023
"Nonsense is a form of art." -BombCraft, 2024
"i am divinely protected and those who wronged me will be punished by god actually" -Cerufiffy, 2023
"they're called skibidi slicers because i want to slice every kid that likes skibidi toilet into a gazillion pieces" -BombCraft, 2024
"At the end of the day your brain is just a meat computer in a bone cockpit piloting a skin robot! You think the world makes sense? Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense! Think about it!" -🥚, 2024
"Bombium has 2 stable isotopes." -Anyone with a brain, 2024
"I'll have the Neapolitan Cappuccino, more cappu than ccino, make sure it has no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure that they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put foxy or roxy, I hate that. BREATH If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto, please use soy milk with 2 blonde shots of Affrogato AND Ristretto! I'd also love 3 Vanilla pumps at the very bottom then, add the coffee after. then-" -Moxxie "Possum" Knolastname (2003devin's boyfriend), 2021
"Poetry makes me want to kill myself." -BombCraft, 2024
"Steal like an artist." -My 7th grade art teacher, 2022
"It's called Super Smash Bros because I want to smash Pit and/or Dark Pit" -BombCraft, 2024
"Scratch Team do their actual job challenge (impossible)" -Hexagon, 2024 (This is the only thing Hexagon has ever said that is factually correct)
"I'm better in bed than my viewers." -Chess Simp, 2025
"The problem with men is we have a brain and dick but not enough blood flow for them both. I wish we could control which one gets blood flow at a given time. -BombCraft, 2024 (modified from a Robin Williams quote)
"Please, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Stop posting. Every living hour, I get a new notification, that says "BombCraft has posted something very important zbcdsifbsodih" and it's just your random freaking nonsense. If you do not stop I will tell your local authorities and tell them you're murdering someone, violently, like we're in Saws." -d8fb, 2024
"Infinite punishment for finite actions is stupid." -Anyone with a brain, date unknown
"I want Sir Pentious to be a slithering tryhard in bed with me" -Gooseworx, 2018
"The belief that I am delusional is a delusion in and of itself" -BombCraft, 2024
"You can do anything in art, as long as it works." -STAR Reading Test, 1996
"Never believe anything you hear on the internet." -George Oregon, First King of the United Provinces, 1492
"Using either github or replit as a 12 year old violates the terms of service of either site. I strongly recommend you drop the topic." -Reinhardt-C, 2024
"More coming soon!" -BombCraft, 2024
WE TURNING EVERYTHING INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES WITH THIS ONE
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