Your worst home assistant of all time. Highly simple. Highly customizable.
Simply download the StupidAlexa™ GitHub repository and host it using any webserver of your choice. It must be hosted however, because it requires permanent microphone access.
I've only tested it using Google Chrome, because Firefox didn't seem to work, but you can test other browsers if you want (NO REFUNDS).
You might also need to click anywhere on the page if you have autoplay disabled.
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