Sticking with the Sphinx/Ancient Egypt theme:
the word Medjay developed to refer to members of the Ancient Egyptian military as desert scouts and protectors of areas of pharaonic interest
This is just a simple Rack app that listens for webhook requests from Pingdom, and passes them on to StatusPage with some basic matching of Pingdom descriptions to StatusPage component names.
It's likely useful as an example rather than something anyone else wants to use directly. If you are going to use it, though, you'll want to set the environment variables STATUSPAGE_OAUTH_TOKEN to your StatusPage API token, STATUSPAGE_PAGE_ID to your page's id, and MEDJAY_PATH to a custom URI path (a secret of sorts, to allow any random person guessing your endpoint). Then you'd add a Webhook to your user's details in Pingdom, pointing to http://my.medjay.host/MEDJAY_PATH.