node: implement more validators in native code

[nektro]

reduces the overhead of these functions and the amount of duplicate js implementations across the builtin modules

pulled out of #13757 to merge independently

[robobun]

❌ @dylan-conway, your commit 189992c has 11 failures in #4201:

test/js/web/streams/streams.test.js - 1 failing on 🍎 13 x64

test/js/web/streams/streams.test.js - 1 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/integration/next-pages/test/dev-server.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/js/deno/performance/performance.test.ts - 1 failing on 🪟 x64

test/js/node/test/parallel/fs-watch-recursive-add-folder.test.js - 1 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/js/web/fetch/fetch-tcp-stress.test.ts - 4 failing on 🍎 13 aarch64

test/js/web/fetch/fetch-tcp-stress.test.ts - timeout on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/js/web/fetch/fetch-tcp-stress.test.ts - 4 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/cli/run/run-crash-handler.test.ts - timeout on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/cli/run/run-crash-handler.test.ts - timeout on 🪟 x64

test/js/node/watch/fs.watch.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 13 aarch64

test/js/node/watch/fs.watch.test.ts - timeout on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/js/node/watch/fs.watch.test.ts - 3 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/js/bun/http/fetch-file-upload.test.ts - 1 failing on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/js/bun/http/fetch-file-upload.test.ts - 1 failing on 🪟 x64

test/cli/hot/watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/cli/hot/watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🪟 x64

test/cli/watch/watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/cli/watch/watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🪟 x64

test/js/bun/http/bun-serve-static.test.ts - 3 failing on 🍎 13 aarch64

test/js/bun/http/bun-serve-static.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64